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WELCOME TO LIFE....

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A POEM FOR ALL THE WEED SMOKERS OUT THERE....

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SMOKIN JOE FRAZIER

THERES NOTHING BETTER THAN JUST KICKING BACK. NO NEED FOR COCAINE , HARE - RON OR CRACK...JUST BREAK OUT YOUR WEED AND GRAB YOU SOME PAPER CAUSE THERES NOTHIN QUITE BETTER THAN SMOKIN JOE FRAZIER. FEELING LOW, DOWN IN THE DUMPS ...DONT GO OUT LIKE SOME MF' ING  PUNK...SHOW THE WORLD THAT THEY CANT PHASE YA ...SAY FUKKEM ALL BY SMOKIN JOE FRAZIER. THE BULLSHIT THE PAINS LIKE ACID ...YOUR BRAIN LIKE MAGIC MAINTAINS THE FANTASTIC . BUT TO UNLOCK THIS GREAT POWER LIGHT UP  THE BRAINS FLOWER . FOR THEN YOU WILL SEE THE ADVANTAGE. SO WHEN THE WORLD GRABS YOUR SACK AND WONT GIVE IT BACK DONT CRACK OR LET BULL CRAP AMAZE YA....JUST LAUGH AT THE GAME  WHILE YOU CALMLY MAINTAIN AND RELAX WHILE YOU'RE .....................................SMOKIN' JOE FRAZIER. - unca globulous-

LIFE/ART'S WIZZES OF WORD - DOM

DO NOT GET BURIED............

DO NOT GET BURIED............

DO NOT GET BURIED............

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LISTEN. DON'T EVER ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE BURIED AFTER DEATH WITHOUT MONEY. I'LL TELL YOU WHY. PEOPLE HAVE GOTTEN "HEAVEN"  ALL WRONG FROM THE BEGINNING. WE ALL KNOW THAT MAN HAS "BELIEFS" BUT NO REAL FACTS ABOUT OUR CREATION. IN FACT, MANS BIGGEST MISTAKE WAS WHEN THE FIRST MAN WAS PUT HERE ON EARTH... THE SIGHT MUST HAVE BEEN SO OVERWHELMING TO HIM THAT HE FORGOT TO LOOK BACK TO SEE WHO WAS PLACING HIM THERE. THEREFORE , THATS WHEN RELIGION STEPPED IN. BAPTIST, MORMONS, CATHOLICS, 7TH DAY "WHAT EVER THE HELL THEY ARE", MUSLIMS, MOSLEMS, TOMATO, TOMHATO....LETS CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF!!! YEA, MAN KNOWS ABSOLUTELY "NATHAN " ABOUT HOW WE GOT HERE. BUT I DO KNOW ONE THING. WHETHER YOU GO TO HEAVEN OR HELL. YOU'RE GONNA PAY RENT !!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT. JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ANGEL DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO LIVE FOR FREE. AND FOR ETERNITY !!!! NO FKN WAY. YOU WILL NEED AT LEAST $1200 TO JUST GET YOU STARTED. THINK ABOUT IT .... A ROOM IN HEAVEN WOULD PROBABLY RUN...WHAT? ITS HEAVEN SO .....I SAY...200 MONTHLY. HEAT ,HOT WATER INCLUDED. AN APT ...3 BDRM...800...TOPS!!!!  GORGEOUS WEATHER ...SPACIOUS VIEWS....ROOF OR ROOFLESS YOUR CHOICE.  AND YOU WILL NEED SECURITY, THAT LIKE,  DOUBLES YOUR FIRST PAYMENT. WHAT HAPPENS IS... I HEAR A LOT OF STORIES ABOUT ST. MICHAEL AND PEARLS FOR GATES. IT SOUNDS BEAUTIFUL. BUT THATS JUST WHAT PASTORS AND PRIEST TELL US BECAUSE THEY ARE READING IT OFF A BROCHURE ........................................ BUT IT NOT TRUE, LIFE/ARTICANS.  WHEN YOU CROSS OVER , YOU WILL FIND ALL THOSE TEACHINGS WERE ONLY PART RIGHT. ALLOW ME TO EDUCATE YOU ON WHAT TO ...REALLY...EXPECT..

........WITHOUT ANY MONEY !

DO NOT GET BURIED............

DO NOT GET BURIED............

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WHEN YOU ARRIVE IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO PEARLY FKN GATES, MAN. YOU WAKE UP IN A REALTORS OFFICE!! A LADY WHO WILL LOOK LIKE MERYL STREEP WILL BE SITTING AT A DESK IN FRONT OF YOU. ELEVATOR MUSIC WILL BE PLAYING ON OVERHEAD SPEAKERS.  LIKE..." OKAY, MY CONDOLENCES , NOW WILL YOU BE NEEDING A ROOM , APT OR HOUSE ? YOUR DUMB ASS WILL BE SITTING THERE LOOKING ALL AROUND,  WITH HALF A SUIT ON .. A BUNCH OF DEAD FLOWERS IN YOUR HAND, COTTON SHOVED UP YOUR BUTT, AND WITH AN AWFUL TASTE OF  EMBALMING FLUID IN YOUR MOUTH......BUT...... NOT ONE DOLLAR . SHE LOOKS AT YOU AND SQUINTS HER EYES AND SCREAMS........ " DANIEL!!!!!", WE GOTTA NOTHAH ONE !!!!!!! " THAT'S WHEN THEY TAKE YOU OUT, GIVE YOU A "SLAVE SONG BOOK" AND PUT YOU IN THE FIELD TO WORK SHARE CROPPING'.  WHERE YOU WILL EARN WAGES, PAY RENT ( WIT'CHA BROKE ASS ). BUT YOU WOULD'NT BE ALONE BY FAR.......THERE WILL BE MILLIONS OF  MILLIONAIRES , PASTORS , HOUSEWIVES ETC., ETC. RIGHT ALONG WITH YOU . WHY? THEY GOT BURIED WITH NO MONEY....JUST...LIKE...YOU...AND  SAY YOU DID HAVE THE LOOT.  THERE WONT BE SOME OTHER ANGEL YOU PAY RENT TO....OH NO.... ALL THE UNITS EVERYWHERE IN HEAVEN  BELONG TO ONE MAN....... WHO ELSE ? THAT'S RIGHT..."GOD"!!!! AND YOU BETTER HAVE THAT RENT, BEE - OTCH!!! LIKE...HOW CAN YOU HIDE.....? IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT...FIRST DAY LATE ...THE SKY ABOVE YOUR HOUSE STARTS THUNDERING AND RAINING. ALL OF YOUR CROPS DIE.  BLOOD POURS FROM YOUR WELL. LOCUST COVER YOUR LAND. YEARS OF GATHERED GRAIN , TURNS INTO SAND. YOUR WIFE...........TURNS INTO A PILLAR OF SALT.    BOOM!!! BOOM!!!BOOM!!!! OPEN UP,!!!!!!!!!     I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!!!............ I...............SEE'S ...............EVERYTHING,  !!!!!! DON'T LIE AND SAY YOU AIN'T GOT MY MONEY EITHER, SUCKAH  !!!!!!! I'M GOD !!!!!! I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE LYING !!!!!! NOW HERE YOU GO..........." UM ...YEA.... UM ...I REALLY ..AM ONLY 50 DOLLARS SHORT , GOD....PLEASE...PLEASE .....HAVE MERCY!!! DON'T SEND ME TO HELL !!!!!!!" .....GOD LOOKS AT YOU AND SAYS.......".AH - IGHT NOW, MY CHILD ...I'LL GIVE YOU TILL NEXT FRIDAY  TO HAVE MY $50.......HAVE IT OR ELSE!!!!!!!..OH......I'LL SEND MY SON BY TO PICK IT UP........!"

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